I occasionally draw mlp, pokemon and digimon and post them on here, I also randomly reblog anything that I connect with.
Cooking with David Bennett
#dearie how much organic chocolate didyou eat before this stream #you need to sleep more#david pls #you gotta stop this
that’s him, the spine’s assistant
lawwwd Jeeeezus…. THIS IS A PIE
LIFE FOREVER CHANGED
omg
According to the animators for Flynn, he’s meant to be 26 years old, thus making him 8 years older than Rapunzel, who is 18 in the film - the largest age gap between any other Disney couple.
Kida’s 8,800-ish with Milo’s 32, that’s… an 8,768 year age gap?
Can we just appreciate that Milo’s reaction is basically how tumblr girls feel about the men they stalk?
I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
(Source: misandrywhale)
HIS NAME IS MONTY AND HE IS A HERPETOLOGIST - SOMEONE WHO STUDIES REPTILES
A PYTHON IS A TYPE OF REPTILE
DOES THIS MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS
(Source: simonthepussymeister)
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
You had me at Spider-Man pushing a stroller.
thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:
I’m the captain of a stupidly-named cruise ship, which will sink and in which I will surely die. At least forever will be short.
Fuck.
I mean, I’m okay with the genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist part, but really, I can do without the ‘Merchant of Death,’ and I really, really get enough of that from the undergrads…..
And I find it extremely unlikely that I’ll ever get a Steve. Or a Pepper. Or a Bruce. Or a chosen family like that, ever, ‘cause, really, the only thing that guy and I share is extraordinarily bad luck. I’ll probably end up with the shrapnel….You know, I can cope with being an independently wealthy smartarse - last film was Much Ado About Nothing. I can also cope with Clark Gregg being my uncle who gets drunk with me.
STARSHIP CAPTAIN MFY!
Sexy Starship Captain and/or crew? i can get with that.
I’m Batman.
All I know is, it’s damn hard to do my job with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy making fun of everything that comes out of my damn mouth! Hey — I’m trying here! DON’T YOU SAY THAT I SURE AM TRYING! THAT’S NOT FUNNY!
I guess my job now is being flung through half the buildings in Metropolis.
I’m…a fourth-grader.
ANOTHER STARSHIP CAPTAIN HERE OH BOY
….I’ve got a PhD in Horribleness
Hi i’m Charles, i go by the name Chaos Charles because i wreck things for a living, and i’m a bad guy.
The last movie I watched was Daft Punk feat. TRON: Legacy so I guess I’m a DJ
I’m GOING TO WRECK IT!
…Wow this is going to be a repetitive mundane life.
(Source: astroextensionist)


I CAN’T EVEN DENY IT OH MY GOD



